You would fuck the shit out of my cousin

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

by Gzoom August 6, 2016

cousin fondling

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

by *myself* June 10, 2005

custard cousin

A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.

Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.

by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008

Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

Coustwin

A first cousin that is the same age as you and is in the same grade as you

Princess 1: Are you two twins?
Princess 2: Yes! We're coustwins!
Princess 1: What's a coustwin?
Prince 1: It's a first cousin that's the same age as you and is in the same grade as you.

by Princess Zoë December 4, 2016

You look like Cousin It!

An old phrase that has come back into vogue during Pandemic Life 2020 due to closed hair salons and barber shops.

When I was a kid with tousled, long hair hanging in my face, my mom used to say, “You look like Cousin It!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

cousin mary

Weed, marihuana, sticky icky, indo, hydro, sess, ganja, bud, strains, green gold, reefer, bomb, sherm

Used when saying it bluntly is inappropriate.

My cousin mary's coming in from Mexico, let's go scoop her up.

by MiguelFromMexico July 20, 2008