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cortesta

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race
Look at that Cortesta go!
by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017
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cortante

Someone who texts with brief and short answers, in order to end the conversation quickly. Commonly seen as annoying people. Term was originated in Mexico.
-Por qué eres tan cortante? (Why are you so cortante)

-Porque eres aburrido y me caes mal. (Because you are boring and I don't like you)
by TheBOZZ123 August 16, 2017
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Cordae

A rapper who raps about, modern world issues and how God can save us.
Bro Have you listened to Cordae’s new album?
by ittybitties August 30, 2021
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Randomous Cortex

The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.
Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.
by lissylynn92 March 4, 2010
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Edgar Cortez

A term used to describe someone who has 75 credits in their senior year of high school and goes 0 and 9 in rainbow six siege.
Wow he’s a real edgar cortez! He’s failed math one 3 times over the course of four years and now works at a Dunkin’ Donuts
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 10, 2022
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full frontal cortex

A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.
I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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Cortez

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009
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