Consolences

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

by AerPilot November 5, 2013

consoled

A form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. Usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. This action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.

Cooper's ribs were very sore after being consoled by Suzy. She's such a prude.

by EL_GOAT July 13, 2017

Carson (girl)

Carson is hilarious, firey, insecure, mind blowingly cool, awesome girlfriend (if she is yours!), wonderfully beautiful, an amazing friend, and pretty good at sports. She won’t fall for anyone easy, but when u have her, hold on for dear life because she might be the best girl you ever have. She might be short, but man she can surely make up for that in personality! And if you are ever friends with a Carson, make sure your loyal, because if your not, she will not be friends with you anymore. So always stay true!

Carson (girl)

by Wasup? The sky! July 13, 2019

The Last Great Console

SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Person 1: Still playing The Last Great Console?
Person 2: Never stopped.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Consoliable

The greatest thing since portable cheese wallets.

Guy 1: Consoliable?
Guy 2: Quite.
Guy 1: Indeed

by Sparten90059 September 26, 2008

Consolation Success

Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.

"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."

by cursedkid March 31, 2013

Carson

Carson is a boy who will take your heart and never let it go. He will be the guy you have a crush on forever. He will catch your eye and never let you look back. He is perfect in every aspect and may have some flaws but everyone is beautiful and adds up to him. He is very athletic and good at every sport and probably has a dream of college or pro sports but does have some anger issues that come out during the game. He is very outgoing and makes everyone laugh. He can be serious though and has very good thoughts and ideas on life if you are able to see that side of him. He is incredible handsome and HOT! Every girl has or has had a crush on him but he doesn't value it or know how lucky he is. He doesn't take any meaning into relationships and doesn't believe in true love. He could of had it all if he would have gave a girl a chance. Hes great with kids and the way he smiles and also looks at the ground out of the bottom corners of his eye when he doesn't know what to say will melt your heart.

Carson is the boy you will love forever.

Carson was one hot douche!

by Can'tHandleIt May 5, 2015