A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
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When a female physicly lifts someone and then carries him/her around. It usually refers to a woman lifting a man, but it could be a woman lifting a woman, too. The phrase is most often used to describe a fetish for this.
John: Didn't you find it humiliating when that bodybuilder chick picked you up and carried you around the room?
Dean: No, I liked it; I have a lift and carry fetish.
Dean: No, I liked it; I have a lift and carry fetish.
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When I started pointing out the way Christianity had co-opted longstanding cultural traditions in order to consolidate its power base, and how little of the 'unique' aspects of his religion were in fact unique, I realized I had wandered out of his belief corral - I might as well have been talking to myself.
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1.(v)"Dude, I totally coreychacemanned by accident last night! I brushed my teeth and washed my mouth for hours but it just wouldnt go away, I even tried gargling mustard!"
2.(n) (two friends jay and brandon are sitting at a "peep show") "Dude look down there!" Jay shouted in the most normal voce he coud do. "What?" Brandon questioned. "That dude down there he's beating off with mustard while eating shit from a penguins butthole." Jay said his normal retarded voice. "DURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Jay added. "What a coreychaceman!" Brandon defined.
3.(n) + (v) Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your gf?
Guy 2: Good, why?
Guy 1: Just wondering
(awkward long silence)
Guy 1: (creep voice) so do you guys fuck alot? huh huh do ya do ya?!
Guy 2: dude, you are being such a fucking coreychaceman right now, relax.
Guy 1: no im not, but i will be coreychacemanning tonight!
Guy 2: ooh what the fuck! you would say something like that!
Guy 1: fair enough.
Guy 2: fuck off you creep!!!
1.(v)"Dude, I totally coreychacemanned by accident last night! I brushed my teeth and washed my mouth for hours but it just wouldnt go away, I even tried gargling mustard!"
2.(n) (two friends jay and brandon are sitting at a "peep show") "Dude look down there!" Jay shouted in the most normal voce he coud do. "What?" Brandon questioned. "That dude down there he's beating off with mustard while eating shit from a penguins butthole." Jay said his normal retarded voice. "DURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Jay added. "What a coreychaceman!" Brandon defined.
3.(n) + (v) Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your gf?
Guy 2: Good, why?
Guy 1: Just wondering
(awkward long silence)
Guy 1: (creep voice) so do you guys fuck alot? huh huh do ya do ya?!
Guy 2: dude, you are being such a fucking coreychaceman right now, relax.
Guy 1: no im not, but i will be coreychacemanning tonight!
Guy 2: ooh what the fuck! you would say something like that!
Guy 1: fair enough.
Guy 2: fuck off you creep!!!
by jay morell and brandon wheeler January 3, 2009
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