the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 19, 2011
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cornball snuggling

When your life is a movie inside your own head so if you’re snuggling and you feel the need to like, do a cute hair push back thing to illicit a smile, you pretty much always go for it. They’re like the screenshots in your mental photo album.
He did like a cute hair push back thing, and I smiled. It was some real cornball snuggling.
by Cornballsnuggleclub February 22, 2023
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Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!
by Habaneroito April 23, 2016
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