cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

He is cooked but he is still working.

by glitterngld March 6, 2020

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

Harry Cooked

The act of jizzing into someones toaster, especially at a party

guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'

everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'

by joe1234543 March 29, 2009

your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014