The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024
Get the Penis Constantmug. The Hermanns constant 532nm, which corresponds to the wavelength of light from a green laser pointer. Denoted as lambda_h
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Get the Constant dickmug. A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
Get the Crowe's Constantmug. Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
Get the Constant Commentmug.