Consistently Inconsistent

When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes

Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent

by TerraCon September 19, 2019

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

PG-rated consummated

(Past-tense verb). When a couple kisses on the lips for the first time.

"Things went well with Tina last night. We PG-rated consummated."

Or this term can be mixed with the term GOMO to clarify.

"We PG-rated consummated, but we weren't GOMO.

by Joel Cathey June 10, 2007

consistency

conformity in the application of something, typically that which is necessary for the sake of logic, accuracy, or fairness.

"the grading system is to be streamlined to ensure greater consistency"

by jahnisw September 17, 2013

constipated

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

consistent intensity

A controlled physical and mental state in order to become successful in any physical activity, especially in working out.

With consistent intensity in your workouts, you can avoid getting liposuction in the future.

by verticalsmile December 21, 2010

constipated

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

by little drummer boy May 13, 2005