Connecticut

- Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity

Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.

50 Cent has a house in Connecticut

Connecticut by One toasted ass cracker! November 14, 2004

Central Connecticut State University 

Central Connecitcut State University, also known as Central or CCSU, is a mid-sized state-run university with its main campus located in New Britain CT.

CCSU is a general university with no particular stengths academically but it has received recognition as a Leadership Institution by the Association of American Colleges & Universities. Along with CCSU other institutions to receive this accredidation include Worcester Polytechnic Institute (aka WPI) and Duke University among others.

CCSU has all Division-I sports teams in sports that have a team in the NCAA. In 2002 CCSU's Men's basketball team won the Northeast Conference title and received a bid to play in the Big Dance where they lost to Pittsburg.

Family friend: So where are you applying to college?
High School senior: I'll apply to at least Central Connecticut State University, they're close to home and it doesn't cost as much as other schools.

Central Connecticut State University by Sid Barrett April 8, 2008

Connecticut College 

A wunderbar community where the social life has unfortunately dwindled to a somewhat virginal flow. All who remember the kegs in common rooms without police, coke dealers on campus, and marshall have faces painted with remorse.

Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.

connecticut collegetruth

Connecticut College by grizz1145 March 22, 2010

Connecticutlet

A past or current resident of the state of Connecticut

He's lived in Fairfield County for so long, he's turned into a Connecticutlet.

Connecticutlet by Beautiful Marcia February 7, 2010

connecticunucks 

lonely people from cold area (e.g. connecticut

connecticunucks drink lots of hot chocolate

connecticunucks by pringdawg February 4, 2003

Connecticut

A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.

1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.

Connecticut by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009

Connecticut

A mental dwarf. A total village person with an exaggerated and unrealistic view of himself or herself.

Person #1:

My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.

Person #2:

That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.

Connecticut by Vulcher-13 October 4, 2009