Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

by serd12 July 6, 2018

Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.

Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.

by Shayden March 5, 2008

Confirmed Bachelor

A common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a homosexual man.
Can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.

Don't try to flirt with Michael. He is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn't know.

by DarkGarrett April 15, 2013

non-conformist

(N) Someone who has a mind of their own.

Conformist : "You're such a poser because you smoked weed."

Non-Conformist : "Actually, I smoked weed because I wanted to so shove it up your ass, you hipocryt."

by _fedexdreams April 6, 2008

Conformist

A term that emo kids often use to describe preps.

"We fucking hate how those preps are all the same, stupid conformists. So we band together and dress in black with excessive amounts of eyeliner and listen to shitty bands like Taking Back Sunday"

by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009

anti-conformist

Those kids who hate everything that is popular and make themselves like things that everyone else hates in the hope that it will make them stand out and be "original" or "unique." The kind of person who instead of jumping off a cliff if someone else did, would jump off a cliff if everyone else said it was a terrible idea.

Not to be confused to with nonconformists, who choose their own tastes uninfluenced by others.

Joe: "Hey Mary, have you heard the new Katy Perry song on the radio yet?"

Kara: Oh my GOD that song sucks! Who honestly listens to that crap?"

Joe: I know, I hate it.

*Kara walks away*

Mary: She's never even heard the song before. She just hates it because it's popular.

Joe: Wow, what an anti-conformist.

by Holcjohn June 28, 2009