Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

Confustigated

A cross between confused and fucked up.

i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??

by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005

confustigating

if you are confused you are confustigating

this homework is so confustigating

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

confustle

A fusion of Confuse and Frustrate.

The mathematical problem confustled me

by Elijah Shipe January 9, 2007

Concus

any dead object or phalange fastened to the front of a golf cart.

Allyson, re-tape the concus to the golf cart it's falling off.

by MD&AB June 15, 2009

[confustrated]

When your so confused. Oftenly used by texting

In a text
Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.

by chutzpah August 20, 2008

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010