Colorful Surprise

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.

I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.

by EMaceator April 22, 2010

Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

See definition of Colorado brown beard

by Freshness303 February 5, 2012

colorado cream pie

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.

I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!

by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016

colton baker

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.

Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."

by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018

Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018

Palm Colored Predator

A slang term used to describe white people especially those who are sexual predators.

Kevin Spacey is a palm colored predator and should be in jail.

by Killahkels January 22, 2019

Colorado Cigarette

A Colorado cigarette is another term for marijuana,
coined by Denverites upon state legalization of the drug. Prior to state
legalization, marijuana was only available, legally, for medicinal purposes
which required a physician’s prescription.

Despite not being legal for recreational use until 2014, marijuana
consumption was ubiquitous—being consumed openly in public and social areas.
The pervasive and everyday use of marijuana in the state of Colorado is denoted
by the casual moniker, “cigarette,” signifying the longtime open use of
marijuana with impunity and its acceptance in state culture.

Woah what's that smell? It smells like marijuana but it can't be. The smell is just too delicious. It must be a Colorado Cigarette!

by DT CEO May 31, 2014