The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

Colbert

A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.

Stephen Colbert

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

colbert

noun: A sandwich made from two Pringles chips and a creamy Reddi Whip center. It is good snack for a little 'pick-me-up'. To make a colbert you will need two Pringles chips (preferably orignal, but any flavor will do) and a can of Reddi Whip whipped cream. Simply take one chip, spray a thick layer of whipped cream onto the chip and then place the second chip on top. The colbert's creator highly endorses the tasty sandwich saying, "There is nothing wrong with that."

"That colbert really stays with ya."

by AKAReject March 31, 2010

colbert

to diss Canadians, meaninglessly and in the manner of an attention whore, in order to get "followers" to make stupid remarks publicly about them

I don't remember exactly what he said but he colbert'd about the winter olympics again!

by canajan-eh February 6, 2010