cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 16, 2021

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018

cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 6, 2018

Cog

A type of robot who threatens and tortures players of the MMO ToonTown. They are the main antagonist of ToonTown.

Player: Bumps into the "Flunky" cog
Flunky (cog): ararara
Player: OMG A level 1 Flunky!
Flunky (cog): Throws red tape at Toon
Player: loses all health points
Flunky (cog): Dances

by PokemonFanboy916 February 17, 2021

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)

1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..

by DeltaKT July 6, 2018

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025