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cocktail sticking 

Verb-

The act of sexual intercourse whilst under the influence of alcohol. Wordplay from the alcoholic drink, cocktails.
((To clarify, the act is consensual and is in no way a form of rape, simply intoxicated coitus))
"Dude, looks like there'll be some cocktail sticking at this party tonight"- " I only drink for the cocktail sticking anyway"
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Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman
Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

cocktail franks are out 

Used when it is especially hard to predict how something will turn out or when something seemed certain but now feels unpredictable.
We expect shares to rise unless the economy slows down, in which case the cocktail franks are out.

cocktail d'amore

Cocktail d'amore has no gender, it'a a gay party.
Do you know the lost and found number of cocktail d'amore ?
cocktail d'amore by stbr May 8, 2018

cocktail porn

Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.
Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.
cocktail porn by Xathrid October 25, 2018

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome 

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.