Epicurean Cocktease
Epicurean Cocktease by epitease April 27, 2011
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cockweasel
1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"
cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003
Cockteaser
An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat
Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
Cockteaser by Dominant December 31, 2013
cockweasel
A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.
cockweasel by whitepapagold February 28, 2011
emotional cocktease
(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
emotional cocktease by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
clocktease
The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.
It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
clocktease by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014