Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).
Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!
Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.
Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.
Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.
Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.
Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.
Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.
by moleskinator August 24, 2009
by !Harv08! December 18, 2008
1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."
2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 05, 2009
The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.
It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.
Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.
Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!
Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!
Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009
by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009
by Chelsea4Life November 12, 2009
Adaption of the phrase 'knee deep in clunge'. it is when the amount of clunge becomes far too much you need 'clunge bands'. like arms bands when swimming they help keep you afloat in excess clunge.
Clearly clunge bands are not real but metaphorical. Used in sentences when inquiring about a party or gathering.
Other variations include the clunge snorkel and clunge diving equipment.
Clearly clunge bands are not real but metaphorical. Used in sentences when inquiring about a party or gathering.
Other variations include the clunge snorkel and clunge diving equipment.
1: 'So what's this party going to be like tonight?'
2: ' bring your clunge bands, were going to be more than knee deep in clunge'
2: ' bring your clunge bands, were going to be more than knee deep in clunge'
by Tony Knox March 28, 2010