Clunge Scrubb

A cleaning device for ones vagine
Often to be used in the case of an extreamly disease ridden, unclean, scabby vagine

Girl 1: Mate have you got any Clunge Scrubb? My minge piece is itching like mad!
Girl 2: No sorry i ran out after Georgina gave me thrush...

by Cum Face June 23, 2009

Clunge Puppet

A man whos life is controlled by his girlfriend

I can't believe you're not coming to the pub you clunge puppet.

by !Harv08! December 21, 2008

Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009

clunge pastry

The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.

It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.

Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.

Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!

Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis

by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009

Clunge Plunge

Clunge Plunge is the male act of losing your virginity. A twist on the phrase "To Take The Plunge".

Joe - I took the Clunge Plunge last night

Johnny - Yeah?

Joe - Yeah, didn't last too long though

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

Clunge Buffet

When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner

Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet

by Chelsea4Life November 12, 2009

clunge bands

Adaption of the phrase 'knee deep in clunge'. it is when the amount of clunge becomes far too much you need 'clunge bands'. like arms bands when swimming they help keep you afloat in excess clunge.

Clearly clunge bands are not real but metaphorical. Used in sentences when inquiring about a party or gathering.

Other variations include the clunge snorkel and clunge diving equipment.

1: 'So what's this party going to be like tonight?'
2: ' bring your clunge bands, were going to be more than knee deep in clunge'

by Tony Knox March 28, 2010