barbie crunch

Another word for the death drop. You know how a Barbie doll could put their legs all the way back it’s like that.

Danm she did the Barbie crunch...
Yeah that must hurt.

by Alewi_21 January 5, 2019

Doo Doo Crunch

An expression used to describe something that really sucks.

"Don't go see the new Ben Affleck movie, it is doo doo crunch."

by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009

crunch time

The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs during the period between the next-to-last scheduled milestone (prior to which everyone was able to delude themselves tht the schedule had NOT slipped) and the final deadline for delivery. During crunch time, workers are in crunch mode. Prevalent in the software industry, but used elsewhere as well.

"We've got three weeks left to complete six weeks worth of work. Looks like we'll be living on take-out for a while."

"I freakin' hate crunch time."

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

Came in clutch

A term used by modern teenagers and early adults that has nothing to do with the transmission of a manual car. Typically used in situations where someone did something when in times of "emergency"

I was hungry, then John came in clutch with a pizza

by Jafar Bacon June 16, 2016

clutch player

person or people who's always performing highly impossible goals in a quick and almost impossible amount of time, or in the nick of time; extremely useful and convenient people.

Yo, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James are such a clutch players.

My friend will get us out of this...he's such a clutch player.

by Adeos23 April 11, 2013

Clutch Time

THAT time of the year when you show your ability to perform under high pressure, overcome all odds, and complete all procrastinated homework that lay before you. It's the most stressful time of year and your chance to prove that you're a Steve Nash and not a Lebron. Failure is not an option. It doesn't matter where or how you complete your work as long as it gets done.

"Oh sh*t whats jeremy doing sitting under the stairs?"
"I have two words for you. clutch time"

by Escape Boy November 29, 2011

Clutched my pearls

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

by VickyJames May 19, 2008