Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.

When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.

by racerchickie March 10, 2009

booze clues

Collecting clues to try and remember what has occurred during a drunken blackout.

If I keep on drinking tonight I'll be playing booze clues tomorrow.

by cainsworld September 6, 2009

clamstamp

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.

In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.

by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006

Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.

The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.

by Peace Walker August 25, 2009

clumsy heart

when you fall for someone way to easily

"i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches

by John Katards May 20, 2009

clumber

to be squished or walked into abruptly

"Hey jerk, watch where your fucking walking, you almost clumbered me"

by Dalice <3 December 9, 2008

Clemson tackle

A strategic tackle which is followed by a grope of the nether regions confirm the gender of someone.

I suspected a tranny was on the same flight as me, so I threw a Clemson tackle on it to verify my suspecision; I was correct.

by Mkricha January 5, 2017