Closer

Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.

I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.

by Bealorn July 23, 2022

closerd

for something to be more closed than it was previously

😀 that emojis eyes are closerd than this emojis eyes 😃

by yvkii August 30, 2022

Closert

A special place for cassie

you must be in my closert

by slutforhorrcr December 25, 2022

Closurophobia

The fear of not having a face 🙈 I definitely have one :3

Briddgete: Hey susan!
Susan: Hey brid- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FACE?!
Briddgete: What!? *Touches face* OH MY GOD HELP ME!! WHERE IS IT?!1?1!
(that's closurophobia 👍 keep your face plz)

by Fraternity_KissISrealBRINGITBA October 15, 2023

closurefuck

When you know it's the last time you're going to have sex with someone at the end of relationship and it was satisfying.

As I handed my apartment key back to Jesse he apologized for his jealously issues and then we had a really good closurefuck before I ubered home.

by dennypeg April 28, 2024

Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 7, 2024

Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.

I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.

by CSRAmike February 9, 2025