cleptopheliac

a person whos symptoms include fucking stolen merchandise usually car amps obsessed with stolen things ,

uncle alex is a recovering cleptopheliac, and dale is fallowing.

by the don won July 1, 2008

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

cleptohoe

A douchebag who purposley steals your hoe(s) while your spitting your game.

Dude, Jerry is a cleptohoe! He's always taking my girls from me!

by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006

clepto diablo

one of the five founders of the great nation of CHERRYland.Also that dude that steals allz yo crap when you ain't looking...otherwise your mom

that dude is such a total clepto diablo!!!

by Cleps Wagon May 21, 2008

clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

***********************************

"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 21, 2005

cleptochlondriact

a clebo clepto clondrophobe.

get outta here you cleptochlondriact

by DertMangler January 9, 2010

cleptemily

a person who enjoys taking electronics during class and/or when you are not looking

woah what a cleptemily she just stole my ipod !

by victim12345789 January 5, 2011