It's when a guy is deciding whether or not he should fuck a questionable-looking girl...first, he jacks off, and after he cums, if he still wants to fuck the girl, he should--the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after orgasm is the "moment of clarity".
I thought I wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but I jerked off and the moment of clarity told me I shouldn't.
by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008
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She wouldn't let me finger her so I gave her some clanty instead.
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during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Carty has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.
Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
Bird: Holy Hell, That was just one Carty experience!
Carty has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.
Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
Bird: Holy Hell, That was just one Carty experience!
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