clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.

DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!

clam slam by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

Clam Hamster by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

clam party 

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.

Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!

clam party by LedgeS February 25, 2010

clam jam 

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

clam jam by garry larry July 25, 2013

clam sword 

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

clam sword by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

Clam man 

A man who is extraordinaraly good at having sexual intercourse with multiple women in the same evening, often using his wits and intellect to lure them in his bed.

Jon: Did you see how many bitchs Randy pulled outta the club last night? Uncle Jesse: What did you expect he's the clam man.

Clam man by Amazon36 October 13, 2008

Clam rod 

Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower

Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod

Clam rod by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010