Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris
by Iamjesusbrooooo March 06, 2015
by ayo check April 24, 2021
Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He is also very cute, charming, loving, caring, saductive and usually mare likely to be gay.
by JS for life November 26, 2016
by PVCAnonymous April 04, 2019
A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
Hi Christopher
by The Chrispy Chicken August 03, 2009
A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth
by Name of the names May 30, 2017
Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
by LeafyIsNotHere December 01, 2018