Christopher

Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris

Let's go to church and praise CHRISTopher

by Iamjesusbrooooo March 5, 2015

Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He is also very cute, charming, loving, caring, saductive and usually mare likely to be gay.

OMG that guy is nice and caring he is definitely a Christopher.

by JS for life November 25, 2016

Christopher

a baddie and a hawtie will steal your girl cause he can 😩😍 #coolalert

person 1 hey do you see that baddie over there

Person 2 his name MUST be Christopher

by ayo check April 24, 2021

Christopher

That irrelevant guy that always tries to fit in but gets exposed in the end.

Are you trying to be like Christopher?

by PVCAnonymous April 4, 2019

Christopher

A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.

Hi Christopher

by The Chrispy Chicken August 3, 2009

Christopher

A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth

I love my Christopher I will never ever be unhappy

by Name of the names May 29, 2017

Christopher

Another word for a kid who needs mental help.

Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.

by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018