The Chrissy Brown

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.

Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..

by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018

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baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.

That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5

by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017

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Chrissy

Chrissy or Christie is prob short asf and lowkey a shnackkkk 😉 if u EVER walk by a chrissy in yo life dam boy u lucky as hell 😤 she’s prob taken by an R name ( ricardo etc ) she prob drinks bubble tea and will not hesitate to eat ur newborn puppy. After she takes 8 years to finish eating ur puppy she prob gonna throw up blood and walk out and leave u to rot and die alone in the basement of hell. She is most likely secretly a man underneath those baggy jeans of his/hers but no one really knows yet. 😳🙊 she is also a god at the science fair and will flex on u for it.💯

Boy1 damn who’s that shordy over there
Boy2 man idk i think her name is shawty
Boy3 nah bro das chrissy.. does she have a dollar in her purse doe?

by papi rea January 28, 2020

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