Chooser

A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.

Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.

by SnJ March 2, 2014

cloomer

A british whore.

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Category 8 Coomer

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.

guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

chooker

someone who is all coked out and over- motivated to do nothing

that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour

by achookermyself May 13, 2005

coomeresque

exhibiting those qualities of one who "has dat fire"; not limited to the description of a person, may also be used to describe any place, thing or situation; Appealing; cool; favorable; pimp; tight; anything that has flava.

Etymology: Central-Eastern Russian term “Coomer” (Êóìåð) which means favorite, popular. Then adding -esque: an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance, or distinctive.

Alternate Spellings: Kumeresque, Koomeresque

"hmm baby, you smellin all coomeresque 'n' shit"

"That shirt is damn coomeresque"

"That shit is Coomeresque"

by Ray Jay Jun April 3, 2008

Coomera

Coomera or Upper Coomera is a town in Australia somewhere between Brisbane and the Gold Coast but as nice as it may sound it is a shit hole and essentially a breeding ground for "eshays" or teens who walk around with shanks thinking they're hard. But for some reason the council thinks that Coomera is a perfect place for houses to be built making the place one of the most populated on the Gold Coast. Coomera is home to many stabbings and shootings, the drugs in coomera aren't the best either being most dealers are within the age range of about 14 - 18.

Person 1 - "Oi cunt, me and damo are gonna head over to Coomera, you keen?"

Person 2 - "Nah bro fuck that I don't wanna get shot cunt"

by 0e7394y August 30, 2019

chromer

A person who has something seriously wrong with them and doesnt ever know what is going on. This person is also disfigured and useless. It came frome the word chromes which can be contagious.

That guy is such a chromer look at him drooling on himself, he cant even open the door himself, keep your distance so you dont contract the chromes.

by dipmaster September 27, 2012