SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows retard 🤫🤫

I eat dogs SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

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chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

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Chocolate Milk

When you're sad it turns your day around.
When your lonely its their for you
Even when you're bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
Chocolate milk is so good you'll cum from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.

The kids at lunch came all over the table when they drank chocolate milk at lunch.

by xXGuers4LifeXx September 9, 2014

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