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chinese hamburger

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger
by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017
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Chinese downhill

A downhill ski race with no rules. Every man (or woman) for themselves, anything goes, first to the bottom wins.
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)
Skier 1: "We'll settle this by Chinese Downhill!"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"
by SomeDoucheWithAGuitar September 24, 2017
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Chinese Return

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone
by MattLauer April 15, 2017
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Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.
"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Chinese Pablo

Chinese Pablo is an American Instagram Model, Video Creator and SongWriter. He is a social media freak who posts fashionable pictures of himself on Instagram. He also promotes brands, products and services via his Official Instagram Handle(@chinesepablo).
I saw the famous Instagram Model named Chinese Pablo at the Met Gala.

My brother got a follow from Chinese Pablo on Instagram last night.

Do you know which year Chinese Pablo was born in?
by Linda Hooks November 29, 2021
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Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.
by mega man z400 August 22, 2014
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