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Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
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Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
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Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.
Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
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chernobylize

To reduce the price of food because it's damaged or nearing it's use by date. Or to discount something to sell it fast.
The orange juice was chernobylized by 50%, so I bought 12 litres.
by tromco April 15, 2014
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Chernobyl

A city in Ukraine often used for the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station in Pripyat, Ukraine. Chernobyl is often used when talking about the explosion of reactor No. 4 of the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Station.
The Chernobyl explosion was devastating for the town of Pripyat.
by Joe cucface March 28, 2023
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