pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020

Chernobyl

A city in Ukraine often used for the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station in Pripyat, Ukraine. Chernobyl is often used when talking about the explosion of reactor No. 4 of the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Station.

The Chernobyl explosion was devastating for the town of Pripyat.

by Joe cucface March 28, 2023

Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.

Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey

by rower11 September 1, 2017

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.

That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.

by Tones McGones February 22, 2025

Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024