chemical spill

The unseamly residue in need of a cleanup after an excepionally messy shart. Usually caused by Mexican food or taco bell.

Dude I need to find a restroom quick I just had a major chemical spill.

by rockymntnoysters January 18, 2009

chemical jimmy

A condom lubricated with the chemichals used in a chemichal toilets, thereby ensuring that no std's can penetrate and infect the wearer.

Dude, that guys mom gave tom orbital burn last weekend, if you bang her be sure to use a chemical jimmy.

by knightofkrypton October 17, 2006

Chemical Goat

1. a disease infected goat in russia

2. a person that doesn't know what they're talking about

1. We gotta stop ordering our goat meat from russia, people are getting sick

2. Man there's this chemical goat on ud, freakin wanna punch his face

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

Chemical nut

When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.

“Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel”

by Meatballslovesdick November 22, 2018

Chemical castration

The act of getting a man incredibly drunk so he doesn't chase after that girl you like.

person a:hey man I need to get that guy over there really drunk so he can't chat up my girl.

person b:chemical castration great plan!

by pandagirl2853 January 2, 2012

chemical virgin

the state of being classified as someone who doesn't do drugs falling under the "man-made" category. This does NOT include marijuana, shrooms, alcohol or cigarettes.

I.E. Someone who smokes weed and drinks alcohol, but won't try E, coke, heroin, etc.

Ryan: She doesn't do anything but weed and alcohol.
Jeff: Oh, she's a Chemical Virgin then.

by raynefox July 12, 2007

chemical burn

An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.

IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"

by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011