Cheesemare

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.

Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!

by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010

orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

by Corey R. April 23, 2008

New York Cheesecake

New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.

Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez

by ManlyMan400 April 28, 2009

Ninja Cheesecake

A cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.

There's no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! There must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.

by IridiumXi February 28, 2011

cheesecake

A freakin' tasty desert. I could go for one right now...

Damn, that was one freakin' tasty cheesecake.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

froozen cherry cheesecake

after intercourse outside during winter, find some ice to cover with your man-goo then smash your partners face into the cold cum, their blood from their nose should mix well with the white snow and babyjuice

my exgirlfriend broke up with me because i gave her a froozen cherry cheesecake

she was a kinky hoe, for christmas, she gave me head outside and i saw some ice so the froozen cherry cheesecake had to be done

by Tyman March 26, 2008

Princeton Cheesecake

When you're giving a guy a blowjob and you blow chunks all over during it.

Dude, it was a great blowjob, but then she just couldn't take seeing my roommate gutting that sacrificial goat in the room so she gave me a princeton cheesecake!

by ipwntmario May 13, 2008