never change

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.

1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

by LebronJonDeBlonsky March 2, 2015

change

A word used SO much in the 2008 presidential campaigns that it no longer holds any meaning.

"The American people want change." -- Pick a Candidate

by Jason Ru January 14, 2008

Changing Flavours

A term that was first brought up in a classic Joey Diaz story from the Joe Rogan Podcast. How one would describe someone who just did a fart that is so putrid, so foul, so unprecedented, that it can cause one's eyes to tear up.

"I blew a fart that was so bad, the teachers were going, 'oh my god he's changing flavours!'"

by m5gnolia February 28, 2020

Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

by grant6923 February 26, 2011

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Changecano

A volcano-shaped stack of quarters, nickles, dimes, etc. left on the table at a restaurant as a tip. Usually done by d-bags that are too lazy to carry jangling change in their pockets.

Evan: The waitress with the soft features sure left you a bunch of coinage when she broke your twenty...

Tim: I'll leave a changecano to spite her.

by T.H.E.N. October 26, 2008

changered

A sweaty state of ecstasy experienced by travellers to Bangkok who chose to drink Chang beer with 6.4% alcohol content.

"Smitter was right changered eh?"

"Boys, we gettin' changered tonight?"

by bangkokprince July 8, 2012