ass chandelier

a fancy dingle berry.

basically if you're called this, you are still a dingle.. just on another level.

" Corey and Jessica are being ass chandeliers" - ( because we are hot, but still behaving like idiots)

by corbagx May 12, 2016

chandelier chick

The it girl in the room. She takes over the scene and everyone gravitates toward her nourishing energy.

Lala is definitely a chandelier chick, she came with high vibes and lit up the room with her presence.

by ladonnarey August 22, 2022

Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018

Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016

bavarian chandelier

A sexual maneuver: performed by a male standing nude over face of partner or preferred target, spinning genitals in a slight circular motion upon ejaculation allowing suspended cum load to contact target whilst completing at least one full rotation otherwise becoming a genitalia ceiling fan.

Nice day at the beach babe, I'll get the stuff out the truck if you want to pick a spot to layout I'll be right there to give you the old Bavarian Chandelier.

by anonymous March 9, 2025