Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.

" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."

by My name is P April 8, 2016

Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby

My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede

by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position

My favorite sex position is the human centipede. Mmm tasty

by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019

Mississippi centipede

The art of getting 4+ people to line up on their back and using only their feet pass a bannana or other fruit to each other so fast it looks like a centipede crawling up the Mississippi River.

The researchers could find out how to to fast enough to perform a Mississippi centipede

by KoverLeaf October 4, 2019

Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.

1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede

by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017