Pasty white person, typically of Irish or German decent. Easily identifiable by their freckles and milky skin. Typically named Karen or Ryan, common nickhnames are Snow Flake and Casper.
"Dude, your new exceptionally caucasian girlfiend keeps blinding me when she lays out. Tell that beyotch to go bronze edition to cut down the glare"
by stopgroundhogsday May 11, 2010
When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.
Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.
Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!
Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!
by Laphanda January 17, 2010
A metaphoric place for oppressive white people where they can live out the rest of their oppressing lives away from the people they try to oppress, where they can live out the rest of their insane lives in slight discomfort and without being listened to.
Those white people belong in a Caucasian Asylum!
by Caucasian Asylum May 25, 2015
Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 3, 2009
White person: "Damn, this sandwich is spicy. How much Caucasian hot sauce did you put on this bad boy?"
Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"
Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"
by AlexanderTehGreat October 14, 2020
Karen: I want to try something different for a snack tonight
Kevin: have you ever tried Caucasian Sweet Nuts
Kevin: have you ever tried Caucasian Sweet Nuts
by Caucasian sweet nuts April 8, 2021
Cuming on a girls nipples, then using the leftover cum and spit from the session of sex to make a
smile on the girls stomach
smile on the girls stomach
by Doeboy Jr. July 24, 2014