Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 07, 2021
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The largest organisation giving people what they need!
“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need
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cartel carpet

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"
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oh shit the cartel is coming for me

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Cartel

Spanish for angry faggots with small dicks
The cartels are just another subsect of being a cuck faggot.
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Cartel

Cartel is usually a middle name, cartel is a person that has big DICK, there friends are usually the casual friends you would see
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A man of which holds vast different Characteristics, those of which include: song writing, lyricist, easy to comply with and successful
“My bro definitely has a Cartel mindset
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