A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017
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A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
A type of MacGyver
A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.
The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.
It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.
When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
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Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"
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Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"
by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011
Get the Chris Carlton mug.An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.
Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.
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Love you too!
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