A phrase to be used in a situation in which the other person makes a dramatic, self-victimizing, gas lighting and/or negative comment to bring focus to themselves or give them the advantage of the conversation.

The man I wanna marry if u want perfection find u a Carlton.

A short stumpy black stereotype that get made fun of but cares about his friend. Although his friends will stand up for him when the time I nessecary. Carlton will bitch out when you need him most but can pull through in the end. Although he may get cut often from sports teams he still perseveres and never gives up.

Wow, Carlton is fucking your Gf
Wow, Carlton is pegging your Grandma
Wow, Carlton is being a legend
Why, is Carlton so sexy

Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it

The act of a male docking with Carlton Banks on the set of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"