Kanye Canyon

The distance (almost invariably large) between a celebrity's self-perceived vs. actual talent.
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd

After that "Louboutins" song, J. Lo looks like she'd descending ever deeper into Kanye Canyon.

by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009

cooter canyon

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Turd-canyon

An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.

"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"

"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"

by The Belcher May 11, 2004

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

Willow canyon

Mane fuck dis weak ass wonky ass school. Got over weight workers drivin golf carts talmbout go to sweep, mane suck my dick stupid bitch. Yeah fuck you ms lamazzo

Aye you hear that fat pussy bitch lamazzo still work at willow canyon

by Grape koolaid March 22, 2020

vagina canyon

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.

"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016

canyon of boise

A cool place or person no one knows about, and said person or place is keeping it that way... Like most people of Idaho who are happy to let outsiders think that they are lame in order to keep outsiders out.. A Canyon of Boise is that mystery man who very well may be a secret service guy.. They fly under the radar.

God, I couldn't read that dude lurking around at the rally.. Yeah.. I think he might be Canyon iof Boise....
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise

by Sissityray October 21, 2015