The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.
by Lord Tony Stark September 23, 2013
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The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips
by WL. January 7, 2010
Get the Canto face mug.Canton is a city is Ohio, which people claim hicks live there. (Sorry if your definiton of hick is someone who doesnt say 'dude' every other fuckign word and has a I.Q higher than 100.) Canton has the football hall of fame which is sweet. To bad for the stupid fucks who say it sucks, they cannot afford to get into it. The only downside to it is that stupid contractors built many small homes in the area which may make it look dumb. Even I think those houses should be torn down and those fucks should have to move to someplace worse like anywhere in Vermont. It does have it share of african americans which is good but as you can tell people using the word 'ghetto',the are pretty much racist assholes and shun black people. which is wrong. Canton is a great city.
by [e.99]Miracle September 4, 2004
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Get the Cantonese Cartwheel mug.Any Female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of Canton MI who feels entitled to every fucking thing in this world. The age bracket for these bitches typically range from early to mid twenties. These wastes of life's have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. They ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. These bitches are only good for there mouths, vaginas, rectums and male seed disposal.
"Wow that's a very nice car? What's the payment like?" "Oh I don't knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!" "Fucking Canton Bitch"
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