Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 14, 2007

cantoon

A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker

"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

canton

City south of Akron. Home to the pro football hall of fame which is gay. The citizens of canton think it is the biggest city in ohio. It has a abundance of abandoned steel mills and railyards.Canton is shitty

I was lost in canton yesterday and asked some hick wher the football hall of fame was and he looked at me stupid because i didn't know

by cantonsucks December 8, 2003

Canton

quite possibly the most evil place on the planet. a dump who's inhabitants, despite their greasy mullets and blubbery flab deem themselves "rich" for some odd reason, possibly because of all the supersized walmarts, lama farms and strip clubs(seeing as that's all there is in this lovely shit hole), which in their uncultured minds means that they can act like snobby bitches. here, you are one of four people..you are living in the canton ghetto, you are white trash living in a shack,you are a white bitch with money who's dream is to drive your brand new mercedes around the streets of hickville; wow, you've really made it..or you are amish. (and yes, one of the women from amish in the city is working at the canton local mall). to all you cantonites, i know you think that this is heaven on earth but if you ever do leave this state, i would suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to avoid being shot.

i was driving on the canton highway the other day and an amish woman on her horse and buggy totalled my car.

by enlightened December 2, 2004

Cantonese

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.

Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.

by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020

canton

not to be confused with that dump of a city, canton is also a common irish word used in ireland by the irish. a direct translation would be 'rapist' or in irish terms 'sheep shagger'. there are believed to be cantons in the south east of ireland, but this is only thought to be an urban legend to scare children.

''canton is such a fag!''

''i once saw canton in a field doing unsanitary things to the animals''

by idid June 21, 2006

Cantonize

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3

Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)

by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007