Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.

Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.

by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020

cattle

the line of people waiting to get into a movie, concert, or especially an overrated club.

Damn yo, lookat the cattle tryin' to get into that shitty club.

by puma_blues March 29, 2004

cattle

An alternate form of the definition of sheep in a more grand scale, for people who herd round each other in large groups, without any individual thought.

"Those girls are following him like cattle"

by acebloke February 10, 2005

Marvin Cattlebery

The realest chad, said to have the biggest dick west of the Mississippi. He’s the only man alive who can cut onions without crying.

“last night she called me Marvin Cattlebery after she saw what I was packing”

“No Chance you told her you had a shrimp dick, how un-Marvin Cattlebery of you”

by Marvin Cattlebery November 7, 2018

Whoreface Cattle

A clique of women, or men, who are complete and udder (pun intended) whores. No, it's not slut-shaming. Do who you please, but don't play people.

"Ugh, Jackson! Smith is apart of a Whoreface Cattle. Ride another horse, honey."

by sazimunster April 7, 2020

cattle

1. Large rudimentary animal that are bred for slaughter and processed into food products
2. Short for 'cattle class' which pertains to flying economy class (or 'coach' in America) on a flight. It is called this mainly because many people are crammed into such a small space for an extended period of time and most of the time are treated like animals.

1. Farmer Joe yelled at Chunter with all of his God given ability "THE CATTLE ARE EATING NOT FOR FUCKING!".
2. A: Did you manage to get a business class ticket?
B: No space left. Have to fly cattle now *long exasperated
sigh*

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch July 9, 2007