Cacamouth

When your dog eats its own poop then tries to lick you.

My dog made the poop then ate the poop. She is such a cacamouth!

by BReelDrama November 20, 2018

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockmongrel

Big giant ogre unicorn that likes to eat male chickens (cocks).

Holy Shit, that cockmongrel just ate my cock!

by Jorge Antonio February 5, 2008

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003

Cockmouthpoopslide

The epitome of all immature adolescent insults as in vaginabloodfart and anuspussbubble.

I hate you, you're a Cockmouthpoopslide.

by jabiferg July 6, 2008