Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 16, 2004

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Cabbager

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.

Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."

by Danfitz7 September 20, 2020

Cabbaging

When your so high, and your chillin so hard, you feel like a cabbage.

Chad smoked 4 blunts of headies and was straight cabbaging.

by soooohighhhrighhnow November 11, 2009

Cabbage

Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.

"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"

by TerribleTrick December 11, 2007

Cabbage

When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.

Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.

by Anthony SeChrist April 21, 2006