Butthairs

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

by -Braider April 12, 2011

Buttchin

A cleft chin, normally shaped in a way resembling a human butt

My red headed friend has a huge buttchin

by dibbs34 August 31, 2005

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

Beavis and Butthead

The Most Funnyest cartoon ever made! those damn mtv guys had to take it off tha air those arse holes! but dam beavis and butthead are funny i laugh at every episode!!

(beavis and butthead are taking a tour at the hoover dam) Beavis: (raises hand ) umm is this a god dam? (heh heh heh)

by ¢¼Tommy Lee¢¼ June 21, 2006

butthole bandit

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

by shazizizzle April 8, 2003

buttchomp

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.

"You are a complete buttchomp!"

by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

Saint Butthole

Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.

"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"

"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008