Buttcake

When you eat the ingredients to a cake, poop it out, and bake the excrement.

Woah man, what did you eat? That buttcake was fantastic!

by TheDongCrusher April 7, 2016

Buttface

When one accidentally FaceTimes an acquaintance

Oh I'm sorry I sat on my iPhone and buttfaced you :)

by Single malt December 24, 2014

Bumflakes

IN A PUBLIC TOILET ON THE TOILET SEAT THE IS FLUFF AND DRIED SKIN AND ITS SO CRUSTY

DID YOU SEE THE CRUSTY BUMFLAKES IN THAT TOILET?

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019

Buttcake

A delicious cake made of butts.

Oh man... my mom makes the most AWESOME buttcake. You'll have to try it sometime.

by DBUniverse April 2, 2010

Buttnaked

A female who posts photoshopped pictures of herself on the internet. She's usually fat, but she photoshops her pictures to make herself look smaller. She usually wears boyshorts or thongs in her pictures.

Mimi: Is that Lesa?
James: Nah, thats not her body. She's pulling a buttnaked!

by Kitty05 October 21, 2007

fucking buttfuckers

1. enhances the word 'buttfucker'
2. someone who is more than a buttfucker

both: 'tom is such a buttfucker because he made us loose to the trojan buttfuckers'

by bitch March 12, 2005

buttfucketry

A relatively new term designed to provide a noun for the act of men giving or taking it up the rear. Thought to have been first employed by the notorious "Woodster" in England in 2001.

There's way too much buttfucketry going on around the world nowadays.

by Rampager April 21, 2003