Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...

Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Dirty Butt Pirate

A sexual action that starts off with you boning your girlfriend hard up the ass; then before you climax, you sit her ass down on the toilet and bust in either of her eyes and she says ARRRRRGH!

Last night I accidentally busted on my girlfriend's face and it got in her eye and she screamed ARRRRRRRRGH thus resembling a dirty butt pirate.

My girlfriend and I did the dirty butt pirate last night but now she needs an eye appointment.

by gsdarkdawn14 May 20, 2011

Butt Pirate

An overly flamboyant person

Have you seen that new guy?
He's such a butt pirate

by Wafflecopters June 2, 2009

Butt-Pirate of the Carribean

Any person(s) who have commited acts of anal(s) sex(es), or has simply popped their collar for the arousment of other men.

Space Mountain? But I dont want to ride it! Last time, I got stuck in between those Butt-Pirates of the Carribean!

by Willis21McGahee September 9, 2005

Cuban Butt Pirate

One of any possible Hispanic origin that acts or looks gay in any way shape or form; one who allows himself to be called a douche without retaliating.

"Did you see how Alfonso was dressed?"

"Yeah, what a Cuban Butt Pirate."

"Dude, your such a douche."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Your such a raging Cuban Butt Pirate dude."

by Tom Egolf February 4, 2010

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006