Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.
by Randall March 14, 2005
a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
A sexual action that starts off with you boning your girlfriend hard up the ass; then before you climax, you sit her ass down on the toilet and bust in either of her eyes and she says ARRRRRGH!
Last night I accidentally busted on my girlfriend's face and it got in her eye and she screamed ARRRRRRRRGH thus resembling a dirty butt pirate.
My girlfriend and I did the dirty butt pirate last night but now she needs an eye appointment.
My girlfriend and I did the dirty butt pirate last night but now she needs an eye appointment.
by gsdarkdawn14 April 28, 2011
by Wafflecopters June 2, 2009
Any person(s) who have commited acts of anal(s) sex(es), or has simply popped their collar for the arousment of other men.
Space Mountain? But I dont want to ride it! Last time, I got stuck in between those Butt-Pirates of the Carribean!
by Willis21McGahee August 24, 2005
One of any possible Hispanic origin that acts or looks gay in any way shape or form; one who allows himself to be called a douche without retaliating.
"Did you see how Alfonso was dressed?"
"Yeah, what a Cuban Butt Pirate."
"Dude, your such a douche."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Your such a raging Cuban Butt Pirate dude."
"Yeah, what a Cuban Butt Pirate."
"Dude, your such a douche."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Your such a raging Cuban Butt Pirate dude."
by Tom Egolf February 4, 2010
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.
by WhiteyMcLC June 18, 2006