Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
by Dybdahller February 22, 2010

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls
by bumperman March 21, 2005

by x November 6, 2004

by I don't know June 29, 2002

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.
by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

by Mr JL D June 30, 2008
