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Blindfold Bumpers

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?
by Dybdahller February 22, 2010
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pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.
My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
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bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls
Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.
by bumperman March 21, 2005
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bumper check

it refers to a lowrider that can hop so high that the bumper hits the pavement.
"who said my ride couldn't bumper check?"
by x November 6, 2004
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fuzz bumpers

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.
Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.
by I don't know June 29, 2002
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Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.
God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.
by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019
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Bumper Flipper

(phrase): for A really Fat/Obese person.Used in Deep South.
"You aint nothin but a Bumper Flipper"
by Mr JL D June 30, 2008
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