Busted Condom

A man with a shaved head wearing a turtleneck

"Damn, motherfucker, you look like a goddamned busted condom!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

busted tees

1. Advertisers who spam the hell out of urban dictionary
2.The t shirts that you see on that kid with the long greasy hair and zitty face at school. Who thinks hes funny. And has no friends. And smokes crack

John: Dude did you see that faggot with that stupid shirt on from busted tees?
Fred: Yeah, that kid is pretty gay.
John: Do you want to go in the bathroom and exchange blowjobs?
Fred: Totally.

by i got a bad case of duck butter May 9, 2008

busted

Getting caught doing something "you shouldn't have been doing", either by the cops, parents, a significant other, etc.

I got busted by my boyfriend last night.. he rolled up to his best friend's house and found me in there.

by TFS August 18, 2005

busted tailight

Having sex with a woman with one leg.

John: So I was doing this chick and I kicked out her prosthetic!
Mike: Oh a busted tailight?

by michael smego January 18, 2008

burted

To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.

"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."

by Mark Ross February 16, 2008

busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

busted and ratchet

Dirty ass bitch(female dog) with ño intent to be sensible and or calm.Complete ignorance complimented by more blubber than a whale. If seen throw a helpless seal at them and run or distract them with your local typically overplayed hip hop station it should give you just enough time to turn left they haven't mastered that yet.

I.e. mommy Chula, all the housewives of Atlanta, Kim kardashian, Miley cyrus
All busted and ratchet to say the least

by jonnybnuts January 11, 2014