A hot shit typically occurring after a hard night of drinking or eating spicy food. The type of shit that burns upon discharge and leaves a greasy residue behind.

Man, I shouldn't of eaten those jalapeños last night. I suffered a nasty buffalo this morning.

Nasty Buffalo by Gmarie168 April 15, 2016

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headbutt the buffalo

An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.

Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"

The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"

headbutt the buffalo by Mashers69 January 12, 2014

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buffalo wing

The tastyest frikin things ever invented!

Hot, hot, hot, buffalo wings!

buffalo wing by John sidjf June 11, 2008

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White Buffalo

Someone who is out of your league beautiful, educated, talented, admirable, driven, motivated, outgoing, fun, loving and happy. This is a person you not only admire but for the opposite sex it is similar to the unicorn but has a stronger meaning. A white buffalo is a rare breed. Anyone referred to as a white buffalo is well respected and rare to find. Hold on to a white buffalo if you can!

She is my white buffalo.

White Buffalo by rarebreedchick January 19, 2014

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